Check out this funny sea shanty that we got to sing yesterday in an old candle-lit taverna in St. Augustine FL. It was performed by the Bilge Rats:
Drinking Sea Shanty
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Singing with the Bilge Rats
Where else in America but St. Augustine can you walk into a tavern dating back to the early 1700’s and listen to a bunch of people dressed in authentic colonial clothing singing rowdy rounds of sea shanties? A woman I work with at the wine shop is in a singing group called the Bilge Rats, and they sing sea shanties, or old sailors tunes. Cap’t K and I have been wanting to learn some sea shanties to round out our sailor knowledge, so we were happy to go see them last night at the Tavern of the Rooster.
What a lovely way to end a long boring day at work!!! Cap’t K met me at the wine shop at closing time, and we walked down St. George St., a charming pedestrian street, for a few blocks to the Tavern of the Rooster, where you could hear the acapella songs from outside. We squeezed ourselves into the tiny tavern and got the last two seats at the bar. Hot spiced wine is their specialty, and so we ordered two glasses and started to sing along with the refrain of the sea shanties.
Hot mulled wine by candlelight
The Bilge Rats, by candlelight
Some of you may even have heard one of the more famous ones….it goes a little like this:
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
What do you do with a drunken sailor, early in the mornin?
Put him in the long boat and make him bail it.
(repeat many times)
Chorus
Put him in the bilge and make him drink it
(repeat)
chorus
Hang him by his toes from the rigging
(repeat)
Stick him in the cabin with the Captains daughter
(repeat)
And a bunch more verses that I still need to memorize, but you get the idea!
UberDinghy to the Rescue
My hero
Cap’t K had a full weekend checking in on Wee Happy in Marathon. There was mold to fight, and motors to start, and a bunch of stuff to get off the boat. He had her bottom cleaned, put the sails back on, and took her out for a sail. Wee Happy was happy to back in action! But now she sits again and waits for the next time we can return to do some more work on her to get her ready for her next phase of life, whatever that may be.
Cap’t K brought back a whole carload of stuff to integrate into our possessions on Way Happy. Stuff that we needed, like clothes and our bicycle and our pressure cooker. As luck would have it, he arrived in the middle of the night in a huge rainstorm. I could not even go pick him up because I was stuck out in the far reaches of the mooring field with no dinghy motor in a storm. He had to wait for hours in the car in the pouring rain. I finally found some friends who came to get him in their dinghy in the early morning in the downpour. Cap’t K brought out the dinghy motor from the UberDinghy that was down in the Keys with Wee Happy. UberDinghy Motor to the Rescue! We were back in action with a fully working 15 horsepower Evinrude engine that can take the meanest chop and the strongest current. But, we were back in action in a monsoon, and when we went in to get all the stuff out of the rental car to bring it out to the boat, it was raining so hard the street was flooding! Literally, the street was under water! We had to wade through several feet of water just to get to the car, and we could barely see it was raining so hard. Not a good time to unload half of our wordly possessions. The problem was that we needed to have the car back that morning to avoid getting charged an extra day on the rental car fee. But there was no way we could unload the car in that storm. So we had to take another financial hit and keep the car for an extra day, and waited it out until the rain stopped to unload things. What a project! Cap’t K. worked all day getting stuff out to the boat and organized, and we are still sorting through things to decide what to keep, and what to get rid of. There is only so much storage space even on our bigger boat, and there is definitely not enough room for everything. Living on a boat sure is an exercise in simplicity. Everything on the boat needs to be useful and used, or it needs to get off the boat!
How many pans do we really need? Half of these have to go....
It was the first time in awhile that Cap’t K. and I have been away from each other for more than a few hours, and it was fun to miss each other. We have been having fun being together again after our separation! 🙂 Even after all the trials of living on a boat together, which is not always as romantic as it might sound, we are still lovebirds, and so lucky to have each other!!
The goofy lovebirds
Meanwhile, I am continuing to work full time at the wine shop and have been enjoying the crash course in wine that I have been getting there. (but not really enjoying the rest of the job that much) Cap’t K is still in limbo about the job he applied for. For now, we are still loving most everything about St. Augustine except for the crazy current and challenging conditions in this anchorage/mooring field. This weekend featured some of the roughest conditions we have seen here, with raging winds for days on end. A boat came in the inlet from the ocean (just a mile away from where we are), and due to the waves that had built up in the strong conditions, hit a shoal, and sank!! Luckily, everyone but the boat survived. Now that we have the UberDinghy again, we feel empowered to deal with this current!!
Dinghy motors suck
So here’s what is new in the Way Happy world….
Our dinghy motor is being unreliable. Wait, you say, that’s not new! That’s been happening for weeks now, isn’t that old? Yes, it’s getting VERY old. VERY OLD!!! For reasons completely unknown to anyone, our dinghy motor will start on the first try one day, and run perfectly, and then the next time you go to start it, there will be no life whatsoever in the motor and it WILL NOT START.
We have a new friend named Ryan, and as it turns out, he is going to work for a month in Oklahoma, and he is leaving his boat and dinghy here in St. Augustine while he is away. He graciously offered to let us use his dinghy while he is away. His dinghy motor never has problems and always starts. Always, that is, until today. I got in the dinghy for the first time tonight after work, all excited to have a reliable working dinghy motor, only to find that it won’t start. At least not for me. Not even after 100 tries. Ryan would probably get the thing to start on the first try, but he’s halfway to Oklahoma now.
So I rowed back to boat. We are back on a mooring ball right now and it’s really far from the dinghy dock. Like a 40 minute row against the current far!! I had to stop and tie up to a boat that looked empty to rest halfway, it was so far. I love rowing, but not against the current, late at night after working all day….
Cap’t K is not here. He went to Marathon (in the Florida Keys) to check in on Wee Happy, our other boat. It was a long overdue visit. We have been meaning to get down there for awhile now, and our weird life keeps getting in the way of actually arriving there. We have been in limbo waiting to find out if he got the Big Job he interviewed for, and although it is a long story, basically we are still waiting to find out, so we figured this weekend would be a good time for him to just go down there and check on the boat. He rented a car and whizzed down to the Keys, while I am staying here in St. Augustine alone working and rowing. It’s kind of a drag for me, as he is getting to see all our friends down there and I know they are all partying away without me while I slave away at this stupid low paying job. Life is a drag sometimes, even when you live on a boat called Way Happy.
But it isn’t all roses for him there either. Cap’t K returned to find Wee Happy overtaken by a serious mold infestation that he spent all day cleaning. Not fun. But Wee Happy did survive the entire hurricane season without us and is doing just fine other than the mold. So it could be worse!!
Beautiful bird, ugly motor
The Great Camera Rescue
Our new camera, another cheap, yet waterproof one, fell in the water the other day. The next day I, Lala, got up the guts to don the wetsuit and jump into the murky, pea green, cold water to dive for it. It was just right there, 7 feet dwon from the edge of the dinghy dock, I had to at least try! In my classic wimpy fashion I freaked out and whimpered and spluttered and whined about how cold and freaky the water was. You would have thought by watching me that I was going a hundred feet down to look for sea monsters, not 7 feet down to look for the stupid camera! Still, its just gross down there, and huge barnacles lurked on the edge of the underwater portion of the dock, and the current was so strong even there at the protected dock that it threatened to pull me under the dock while underwater. Cap’t K actually tied me to the dinghy dock so I wouldnt get sucked under, and he held onto a wooden oar put vertically on the water for me to hang onto while down there looking. The first three attempts yielded nothing, as I could barely see anything, and I am not known for being able to hold my breath long. But on the fourth try, there it was! The brand new camera, there on the bottom! I grabbed it and emerged victorious. The victorious diver
We inspected it carefully…everything still looked brand new. We looked inside the waterproof compartment that holds the memory card and the batteries and it looked dry. We turned it on and it started right up and worked just fine! A miracle! Here is the first picture we took with it! So we are back in business at least for now with a functioning camera.
While we were on the dinghy dock planning my descent into the dark watery depths, minding our own business and asking advice from no one, a man came over and started giving us unsolicited advice about how we could have prevented the camera falling in the first place. He suggested we tie a piece of wood to the camera, because wood floats. I said, rather jokingly, “great idea, why didnt I think of that?” He replied in his British accent “Because you are American”. I asked “Are you saying that because I am American I am stupid?”. He answered “From what I can tell, most Americans are mindless sheep who dont have the ability to think for themselves or create solutions that dont involve buying consumer goods, and they are uneducated.”. Before we could get a word in edgewise, he then went on to tell us in great detail what, exactly, was wrong with our economy, military, political system, and culture. Captain K got so turned off he just walked away, but I, ever the polite Midwesterner, continued to attempt in vain to have a two way conversation with him and defend myself from his blatant attacks. Even though I actually agreed with some of his points, the way he just came up to us out of nowhere and made major assumptions about us was incredibly insulting and maddening. I finally suggested as I walked away that if he didnt like our country he was welcome to leave, and of course he said he was on his way to the Bahamas. We have encountered quite a few of these opinionated, know it all sailors (who are not surprisingly almost always sailing solo). They have no idea how to actually HAVE A CONVERSATION, you know, the kind were both people get to share ideas and talk. We have been trapped by them on numerous occasions and have marvelled at their inability to stop talking for even a moment while we say “goodbye, we are walking away now”. What is it with these people?
Anyway, alls well that ends well. Here is another photo taken with our new camera, this one at the awesome St. Augustine Beach.
Royal Terns
The good, the bad, and the drenched
To all our northern dwelling readers, imagine, if you will, a sunny, glorious day, the kind of day that makes your spirits high. Imagine strolling along in sandals and a tank top under graceful live oaks draped with Spanish moss, past booths bursting full of colorful fresh vegetables. 
Everyone around is smiling and friendly. Later you take home your fresh vegetables and make a stellar fresh salsa with juicy, ripe tomatoes, garlic and cilantro. Just like the middle of summer yumminess in December!!!
Then you walk downtown and find a whole Christmas parade happening under swaying palm trees, complete with marching bands and floats and of course a pirate ship full of santa/pirate hybrids shooting off canons. Many people are walking around in wonderful colonial costumes as if were the most normal thing in the world, and in this colonial city, indeed it is.
This is just part of our day today. We are in heaven. We love this place!
But just so you aren’t too jealous, here is a snippet of what our day was like yesterday. It was my second day of work at my new job (more on that later) and I had to look nice and polished. Captain K had a Big Deal important 2nd interview for a job he is hoping to get. We needed to be professionally presentable! The wind was blowing at about 20 knots from the north and a serious chop had built up in the anchorage. We were anchored a good, long distance from the dinghy dock. Capt K made us both put on our foul weather gear (that means rubber boots, and full on neon yellow rain pants and jacket), and we carefully packed all our clothes and gear for the day into big plastic trash bags. We looked very fashionable! I thought the foul weather gear was a bit overkill at first, but once we were out there, was I glad we were wearing it! We both got completely drenched with waves splashing into the dinghy. Salt water in the eyes, even. Tons of water in the dinghy. And of course our motor died again halfway there and we had to row like mad against the current.
By the time we got to the marina we looked like drowned rats, and felt like it too. Good thing there are showers there for us to regroup. And work schedules and tide schedules do not easily coincide, so of course on the way back we were rowing against the tide AND the wind. We are so angry with this piece of crap dinghy motor we almost threw it in the water. (but instead our brand new waterproof camera fell in the water, and we were idiots by not getting the float strap. So sorry, no photos of the parade.)
As soon as we get paychecks that motor and camera are going to be replaced. It has been very stressful getting to and from our boat with our current dinghy situation, and not having a camera is just a drag. Meanwhile we have moved back onto a mooring ball to at least be closer to shore.
So the only two things we dont like about St. Augustine so far are the strong current in the anchorage and my new job. Yes, I got a job. I took the first one that was offered, even though I had reservations about it. I am working in a “wine boutique”. Its a place conveniently located a block from the marina that sells high end wine and gifts. In theory it is not a bad job, as I am interested in wine, however the pay is HORRIBLE, and the managers are the only unfriendly people I have met so far in town. So for now it is a least some income, but needless to say I have not stopped looking for something better. I have some fabulous performance art plans in the works, and am getting together a costume that I think will create a successful street performance act.
So all in all, we are managing to get ourselves settled here, and we keep on loving this city. It seems that everyone who lives here loves it too. It is nice to be in a place where everyone loves and wants to be there. If we can succeed in making the money, we will be happy to stay here awhile.
St. Augustine also gets the cutest lighthouse award
– Capt’n K & Lala
Location:St. Augustine, FL
The Job Hunt
Today is a cold day in Florida. We woke up to temps in the 40’s and that makes news around here. Everyone is talking about how cold it is. We were complaining too, until we reminded ourselves that if we were still in MA we would be scraping ice off our windshield.
Here in St. Augustine, we are fully immersed in the Job Hunt. Resumes are being tweaked, online job sites are being perused. Captain K got a haircut and even shaved off his beard for a big job interview today. He is looking extremely clean cut all of a sudden.
You'd hire him, wouldn't you?!
We are looking at new clothes worthy of job interviews. We are trying to figure how to get ourselves back in “the system” just enough to land a job but not so much as to destroy our boating lifestyle. This is a difficult thing. Will we succeed???
We are trying to keep our goals in mind as we pull ourselves out of “cruiser” mode and back into “land” mode. I’m telling you, it is not easy! Everyone assumes we have “normal” things like a house and a car and an address. We are walking a very weird line right now between what society wants us to be (good, docile employees with fixed addresses) and what we are (free spirited, creative travellers who need money). The goal: pay off debt, put money in the bank, and make upgrades to the boat for the next Big Trip. What is the next Big Trip?? We are entertaining ideas ranging from going to Central America to actually crossing the Atlantic and making it to Europe. Obviously we will want to continue travelling again as soon as possible. Living on a boat without going anywhere seems like it will get old pretty fast. But planning and saving for a trip of the magnitude we are planning will not happen in just a month or two. The sudden reality of living on a boat surrounded by people who are adventuring and traveling, but not joining them at the next anchorage is tough, but we are prepared to face reality. We need to make some money.
So far we have applied for job possibilities ranging from making minimum wage to $50,000 a year. We are a bit torn between taking the first available paycheck just to have some income and pushing to get the highest paying job we can. What will probably happen is that one of us will take the first job we can get and then we will continue to look for something better. Money, money, money is name of the game today.
Meanwhile the new moon looks exquisite hanging over the fort, and we bring in new intentions and dreams during the new month…..
Decisions, decisions
We hope everyone out there had a sweet Thanksgiving! We sure did. Beautiful Florida sunshine, friends, a real house to stay in, yummy food…..
We drove across the state of Florida in about the time it would have taken us to sail 15 miles. Incredible how fast cars go! We got a whirlwind tour of St. Petersburg from our friend Mimi. We checked out a few different areas where we might stay for awhile to get jobs. St. Petersburg is definitely a city, and while that means more opportunities than we would find in a smaller town like St. Augustine, it also means that things are more spread out and navigating around all that without a car could be a challenge.
We also looked at the options for staying either on anchor, on a mooring, or in a marina as liveaboards. This presents some challenges as well, which we will discuss more in a future post. St. Augustine Municipal Marina is fabulous in that it is very conveniently located right downtown and allows people to live on their boats. (not all marinas allow that, we are discovering). We want to continue to live on our boat in order to save as much money as we can for traveling. There is some debate going on in Florida and other places about restricting people’s rights to anchor and also to live aboard their boats. This is primarily in response to the problem of “derelict” or abandoned boats, as well as what could be called the “trailer trash” population of the boating world….people who use their boats as a means of cheap housing, but who do not maintain their boats in good or even navigable condition, causing the boat to be an eyesore to everyone else, not to mention the issue of where they are disposing of their waste. We realize that we fall into a strange gray area between active cruisers and “liveaboards”. It will be interesting to see how this pans out for us.
While we were in St. Petersburg we got to see our cruising friend Wes, who we sailed with last year to the Dry Tortugas. After spending the summer working in Panama City, he is getting ready to go off sailing again with his young son Aryton, (aka the Fisher King) who is a fishing fanatic and in heaven getting to live on a boat with his dad. They fish every day…he is living the classic little boy’s dream life! Wes is writing about their experiences on their blog at http://svgeminidreams.blogspot.com/. Many people have asked us about people who manage to cruise with children and he is a great example of someone who is doing it well.
We got back to St. Augustine yesterday and are reviewing our list of pros and cons of each place. St. Petersburg has a longer list of pros, however it doesn’t even come close to having the charm of St. Augustine. We are so enamored with this place! But as much as we are in love with St. Augustine, can we find decent enough paying jobs here? We are putting in some applications and we’ll see what happens….stay tuned for our decision!!
Today we moved off the mooring ball we were on to save money and we anchored right in front of the Castillo de San Marcos, the old Spanish fort that is prominent on the St. Augustine waterfront. This picture wasn’t actually taken by me of our boat, but imagine that one of the sailboats you see here is Way Happy — that is pretty much where we are right now.
Way Happy lookalike anchored in front of the fort
I am happy to report that the amazing Cap’t K has done it again. He has defeated all odds and resurrected our dinghy motor from the dead. With a very simple patch job using J-Weld epoxy! We were told by the mechanic that the head of the engine needed to be replaced, as some corrosion had worn a hole through it and was causing it to not run. But Cap’t K tried patching the hole up as a last ditch effort to get it working again, and now it runs as good as ever! Good thing, too, now that we are anchored a little farther out from where we were in the mooring field!
St. Petersburg here we come
We are preparing to leave for St. Petersburg in a car. A car! What a concept!  We have our boat on a mooring ball in St. Augustine and we will be back in a few days with our decision of whether to stay or go.
We were successful in getting the leak from our stuffing box under control, at least for now. Cap’t K. was finally able to get into the project yesterday and tried tightening it….and lo and behold it worked! It was that simple. (actually, it’s not that simple….to get at this part of our boat requires us to take EVERYTHING out of not one but two cockpit lockers, unscrew some boards, and climb down into the bellows of the boat in a very awkward position.) We will still need to replace the stuffing material at some point in the near future, but not today!
Our dinghy motor is not doing so well. In fact, it is pretty much dead. It has been working very unreliably for awhile now, and Capt K had reached the limit of his ability to fiddle and tinker with it to try and pinpoint and fix the problem. So yesterday we found a local mechanic guy who came over and looked at it. He pronounced it dead, basically, and said it was basically just good for spare parts. We were hoping it was some simple fix, but no. The cost to fix it would be about the same as replacing it. This is a major bummer for us right now. Not having a reliable dinghy makes it very difficult to get ashore, especially in an area like this where there is a very strong current, making it challenging to row if you are against it. I love rowing, but inflatable dinghys are not the best boats to row, especially if you have two people in it. So we are really limited right now and looking for a new dinghy solution.
Here are a couple of pics from our walk around St. Augustine yesterday.
By the way, any donations received right now are going towards our new camera, and many thanks to those of you who have already contributed!!
Flagler College. What a gorgeous campus
Old charm in St. Augustine
Also, here is a little video of the amazingly beautiful entryway of Flagler College. This campus is stunning! Absolutely beautiful architecture.
Also, we finally got around to uploading a bunch of random videos that we have taken over the course of this trip onto our Youtube channel. So if you have some time and you want to watch a few of them, they are fun tiny snippets of our travels.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Thanks for being with us!!!
We made it to Ft. Repairs, not Fort Pierce
As you know, we headed out of the St. Mary’s inlet on Saturday, with fair winds and high spirits. The forecast was for 4 days of east wind at 15 knots. Perfect! We sailed merrily along all afternoon and as dusk approached and we were preparing to sail through the night, we were commenting on what great sailing weather this was and how happy we were to have the right wind to fly us all the way down the Florida coast. Our plan was to make to Fort Pierce and do some resupplying there, and then keep going all the way to the Florida Keys. Our goal was to make it to Marathon by Thanksgiving. There wasn’t a lot of wiggle room in that schedule, but we had days and days of east winds, right?
Wrong. An hour or so after dark the wind just shut off. Like somebody flipped a switch: one second the wind was ON, the next second it was OFF. No wind. No wind at all. The sails started flapping and the boom starting swinging in the waves. There was a decent swell and chop built up from the previous few days of strong winds. What to do?! What do you other sailors out there do in that situation?
Wait and see if the wind comes back? Maybe it was just a momentary lull. We waited. We motored. We waited some more. We sat becalmed,trying to decide if we should keep going through the night motoring in rocky seas, or duck into the Jacksonville inlet and sleep at anchor. We were out there to sail, and motoring in a wavy ocean in a sailboat just seems silly (Although we saw two other sailboats pass by us during the afternoon when there was still perfect sailing wind, with no sails up and motoring. They were on a perfect beam reach. WHY?!?! I can understand motoring on the ICW, but out at sea in choppy waves with great wind?!? Why not at least stick a sail up for stability?!?)
Anyway, there we sat, cursing the fickle nature of the wind. I got really frustrated with the situation, at a level that does not bode well for my future as a sailor. How dare the weather forecasters be wrong? Why would the wind bail out on us like this? We had made a whole plan and now what?
Change of plans, that’s what. Sailing sure is an exercise in constant improvisation. We finally opted for going into the Jacksonville inlet, and we anchored literally just inside the jetty (the equivalent of pulling off the side of the highway)Â and went to sleep. The next morning there was still NO wind, even though the weather report still said there was 10-15 knots. Cap’t K. checked the engine fluids and the leaking stuffing box situation, and found ANOTHER leak. A new one. A hose in the engine cooling system was leaking. More water coming into the boat…..yikes!
Again we weighed our options and decided the most prudent thing to do was get on the Intracoastal Waterway and make it to St. Augustine, the next major town, where could stay put for a day or two and do repairs. In St. Augustine we got a new hose to replace the leaking one, and this afternoon Cap’t K contorted himself into all kinds of uncomfortable positions to replace it.
Cap't K's cute butt as he prepares to enter the cockpit locker
In order to do the repair he needed to close the seacock (an opening that goes outside the boat) so that water wouldn’t gush in while replacing the hose. The seacock was stuck and took a LOT of effort and creative problem solving to get closed. A lot of swearing was involved too. Rum was even required to calm down Cap’t K. afterwards. With me standing there cute and holding the flashlight and rum and passing over tools, Cap’t K. successfully repaired the leak.
One leak down.
One more to go.
The stuffing box situation is going to take a bit more planning and set up to accomplish. We are researching it. The leak is still manageable, so we have a little time.
So here we are in charming St. Augustine. If this isn’t one of the cutest cities in the whole US! If you haven’t been here, you can’t even imagine what you’re missing. It’s like being in Old Spain. We love this town. So much, in fact, that we just got this wild idea to maybe just stay here for awhile and get jobs. We already found several possibilities we are looking into.
And meanwhile, Thanksgiving is approaching and we are definitely not going to be in Marathon by then. So we just had the bright idea to RENT A CAR, and DRIVE FAST to St. Petersburg, FL to have Thanksgiving dinner with our friends Rich and Mimi. St. Petersburg is our final Florida destination, as we have been planning on parking it there for awhile to work and make some money. But now that we are so smitten with St. Augustine, we are having second thoughts. We have never been to St. Petersburg before and we at least want to check it out. But it’s still a long way away by boat. So we are going to drive over there and scope it out beforehand and eat turkey with our friends!